It isn’t my fault they are all stupid.Īnd as far as Coors Light goes, Coors Light isn’t as bright. I will always argue that this is the perfect light beer. It’s great for drinking when you need something to quench your thirst after mowing the lawn (or in my case, while I sit on the front porch watching a company mow my lawn!) It is just perfect. Miller Lite also makes a mean Summer Brew.
By AMERICAN “get drunk” beer standards, it isn’t too light.) It strikes a perfect balance. It isn’t too heavy, and yet it isn’t too light (yes, yes, I said it.
But that’s not what we are talking about right now… Now when you put away 12 or more, that may be another story. And at 96 calories per can or bottle, it won’t make you too fat. But I do know that Miller Lite has a bright, crisp, and refreshing flavor. Right from the can itself, “We use choice hops from the Pacific Northwest as well as noble Saaz hops and deliver more taste, aroma and color with only 96 calories per 12oz.” What does it all mean? Hell if I know. But being the borderline alcoholic that I am, I never let myself run out, HO HO!ĭenny’s Thoughts: Miller Lite is the perfect American beer. And really, if Coors Light is so bad, why is it that Denny will drink it when he runs out of Miller? I for one can solemnly (or is it soberly) swear that I have never drank one of his Millers should I run out. It even tastes great on tap, which is more than I can say for Miller.
#MILLER LITE A FINE PILSNER BEER FREE#
‘Cause let’s face it, free beer tastes better! But other than that, give me an ice cold, rocky mountain brewed silver bullet. I’ve never been able to stomach the stuff.
Now, lets get to the swill that is Miller Light. If the soda and water were on the verge of freezing, then your beer was cold enough. Before they had blue mountains on the can, the best way to tell if your beer was cold enough was by what else was in the fridge. She also instilled in me that Coors Light has to be cold, ICE cold. And if it was good enough for her, then it’s good enough for me. But, my momma raised her boy on Coors Light. Especially now that they are under the same company. Herman’s Thoughts: I guess some people would question the real differences between Coors Light and Miller Light. Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria! Now that we are going to get sued by Columbia Pictures, we shall move on! To the Fewd Snobs, this is the ultimate match-up. Since the inception of this site, we knew this post would be inevitable. Unless it’s Natty (sorry Natty drinkers, we love you too! But we are Fewd Snobs, not high schoolers!) But by definition, the Fewd Snobs will never, EVER turn their noses up to a light beer. In fact, they agree that some are pretty good. The Fewd Snobs have nothing against home brews. There is some debate if Herman and Denny fall into the Millennial category, but they probably wouldn’t claim it if they did. Even though they still sell tons of barrels, it seems that Millennials prefer drinking fruity and “aromatic” beers instead of good old fashioned American brews. Learn more about Instacart pricing here.In the modern era we unfortunately live in, it seems that traditional American “get drunk” beers have fallen out of favor. Pick up orders have no service fees, regardless of non-Express or Express membership. Express membership waives this like it would a delivery fee. Instacart pickup cost: - There may be a "pickup fee" (equivalent to a delivery fee for pickup orders) on your pick up order that is typically $1.99 for non-Express members. With an optional Instacart Express membership, you can get $0 delivery fee on every order over $35 and lower service fees too. 100% of your tip goes directly to the shopper who delivers your order. It's a great way to show your shopper appreciation and recognition for excellent service. Tipping is optional but encouraged for delivery orders. Orders containing alcohol have a separate service fee. Service fees vary and are subject to change based on factors like location and the number and types of items in your cart. Fees vary for one-hour deliveries, club store deliveries, and deliveries under $35. Here's a breakdown of Instacart delivery cost: - Delivery fees start at $3.99 for same-day orders over $35.